Seattle Bitez

Flatstick Pub

If you’re looking to dominate your coworkers at darts or finally prove your superiority at mini-golf, this downtown Seattle spot is an absolute mood. The vibe is top-tier, and the bartenders are actually fun, which is more than can be said for your boss. Whether you're there for the groups or just to showcase your legendary duffleboard skills, you’re in for a good time.

As for the fuel, those $8 Mexican candy shots are a total win—delicious enough to make you forget how bad your aim is at mini-golf. It’s the perfect place to gather the squad or coworkers for a night that’s actually entertaining. Definitely check out their special nights if you want to elevate your social game beyond the usual boring happy hour.

Sushi%AYCE/All You Can Eat

Located right in the heart of Chinatown, this spot is perfect for a pre-sushi stroll, but that’s about where the excitement ends. While the AYCE price ($25 weekday/$32.99) is decent, it’s a "generic interior" situation with zero ambiance, and they will charge you per pound for leftovers—so don't get greedy. Honestly? It's pretty much all just sushi, and as an AYCE veteran, I’ve seen better variety.

The best part of the service was that I didn’t have to interact with anyone, because it was basically non-existent. Come for the cheap Chinatown rice, but don't expect to be impressed by anything else.

McCoy's Firehouse Bar & Grill

If you find yourself downtown and craving a firehouse-themed adventure, this spot is an absolute must-stop, if only to aggressively consume $12 jello shots (four of them, darling) while pretending you're not in the middle of Seattle. The vibe is a total mood, and the bartenders? Actually amazing—a rare phenomenon these days.

The Lavender Haze and Spicy Margarita were both top-tier, providing the perfect excuse to sit back and enjoy the scenery. If you happen to be in the neighborhood, stopping in for a couple of these expertly crafted drinks is highly recommended. 🍹🔥

Ananas Pizzeria

If you’re staying at the Kimpton and haven't hit that nearby pizza spot yet, are you even doing vacation right? We stumbled upon this delicious little joint just a hop, skip, and a jump away, and it’s absolute fire. We grabbed a full pepperoni pizza, and let me tell you—it was absolute perfection.

For only $25, this isn't just a great deal; it’s basically robbery in the best way possible. Stop overthinking your dinner plans, walk your hungry self over there, and order the pepperoni. Your tastebuds—and your wallet—will thank you.

Luke’s Lobster Pike Street

When I was in Seattle, I basically sold a kidney to try the $42 lobster flight from Luke’s Lobster, because apparently, that’s what gourmet seafood costs now. Was it worth it? Absolutely. It’s a delicious, bougie sampler of three half-rolls—lemon butter, spicy honey butter, and truffle butter—plus chips and a drink, which honestly, I needed to wash down the cost.

If you're in Seattle and want to feel fancy (and slightly broke), you need this. The truffle butter was rich, the spicy honey was a vibe, and the lemon butter was classic, all crammed with enough lobster to make you forget about the $42 hit to your bank account.

The Hart and the Hunter

If you aren’t starting your morning by drowning in The Hart and the Hunter’s obscenely good biscuits, are you even doing breakfast? This swanky, Wes Anderson-esque spot serves up a varied menu of benedicts, waffles, and parfaits that honestly deserve their own fan club.

The service is just as stellar, making you feel entirely fancy while indulging in buttery, flaky goodness. It’s a chic, upscale, and genuinely delicious experience that makes you want to cancel your other plans and just order another round of whatever they're serving.

Starbucks Very First Location

What’s cooler than experiencing history? Drinking it, obviously! We braved the absurdly long line at the original 1971 Starbucks in Pike Place Market—you know, the one with the original mermaid siren looking a little too intense—to see if the hype was real.

Spoiler: It is, mostly because we left armed with exclusive, store-only merchandise and a unique beverage you can’t get anywhere else. If you're looking for a caffeinated power move in Seattle, getting this OG cup is it.

Piroshky Piroshky

Listen, we didn't just visit Piroshky Piroshky; we staged a full-blown dessert takeover. While everyone else was playing it safe with savory snacks, I went straight for the jugular with the Oscar Star. It wasn't just a pastry; it was a religious experience that I had zero intention of sharing.

Seriously, that thing was to die for, and since I’m still standing, I clearly chose "gluttony" over "sharing is caring." I inhaled the entire thing before anyone could even ask for a bite. No regrets, no leftovers, and absolutely no apologies—the Oscar Star deserved an audience of one, and I was more than happy to play the part.

Pikes Place Seafood Market

If you haven’t tasted the aggressively fresh food at the Pike Place Seafood Market yet, are you even living, or just existing? Get your life together and get down there! The fishmongers are basically loud, talented culinary artists throwing dead things around—in the best way possible.

For just $7, you can stop pretending to be healthy and treat yourself to a massive, fresh Japanese giant scallop—it’s sweet, buttery, and probably has a better personality than your ex. Don't be shy; grab a scallop, soak up that chaotic, fishy, iconic energy, and make your taste buds happy.

Westland Distillery

If you're itching for some seriously good local whiskey, stop wandering aimlessly and get to Westland Distillery in SoDo—literally right by the stadium. They are serving up flights for just $10, which is a steal, but it gets better: flash your Mariners ticket stub and score 50% off flights and drinks. Honestly, that’s better than the game.

Book a tour online in advance to see how the magic happens, or just roll in for happy hour and their various events. It’s the perfect spot to pretend to be a sophisticated whiskey connoisseur while enjoying some of the finest single malts around. Whether the Mariners win or lose, at least the drink situation is a guaranteed home run.