If you find yourself stranded in this humid, swampy tourist trap, don’t panic—it’s actually a goldmine when you don't have to drag screaming toddlers along. Honestly, there is far too much to do and far too little time to drink in this swamp-chic paradise. Here is how we, as blissful, childless adults, maximize the chaos. Universal > Disney If your idea of a perfect vacation involves screaming on coasters rather than screaming toddlers, Universal Islands of Adventure is your